thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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