you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
