like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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