im about as happy as oj after his trial
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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