What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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