Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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