Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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