So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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