Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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