S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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