5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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