I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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