oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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