her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
