Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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