We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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