But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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