Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Randomize
