Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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