I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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