I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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