Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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