im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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