Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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