who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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