Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just forgot I was standing up.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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