dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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