Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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