i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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