It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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