Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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