In the future we'll all be gay
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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