check it out our google latitudes are spooning
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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