just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I want to have your abortion
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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