What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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