some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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