I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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