Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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