OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
