Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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