I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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