I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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