I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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