There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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