It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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