Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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