The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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