dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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