Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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