On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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